nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

nippled:

annoying online and irl

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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sprinkleofglitr:

susemoji:

new hat

she’s still got it. 

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.
(via pumpedupkiss)

cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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encourage:

shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

rowrz:

when a hot person messages you

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jarrodforever:

this is real

jarrodforever:

this is real